no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You dont lie about slip and slides
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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