The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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