im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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