Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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