You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
