Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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