Dual....:-)
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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