Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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