Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I forget how to act sober
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