hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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