In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
tell me about the fingering
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