He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
