Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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