we're blogging at a bar
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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