I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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