You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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