I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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