Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Is Oprah even human
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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