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you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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