I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Randomize
