it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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