O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Small penises have feelings too.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
