I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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