Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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