I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
