Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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