She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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