I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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