But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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