physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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