xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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