some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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