it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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