But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I supernannyed him into submission
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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