dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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