and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Randomize
