ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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