Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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