Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
