lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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