I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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