do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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