I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
