Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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