a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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