I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
