come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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