So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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