he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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