I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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